Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com Dear Marty,I’ve been texting this girl and we have zero chemistry over the phone. Is it worth it to try to go on a date or is this a sign to just give up and not …
Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com Dear Marty,I’ve been talking to this girl online a lot recently. Only problem is I live in NY and she lives in D.C. She keeps telling me to come visit. Should I make the trip or is it pathetic to travel that far to get some from a stranger? Eh. A few thoughts here. Seems a bit far for me. You know me by now. I don’t really like leaving the house too much. But aside from the distance, …
Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com Dear Marty,All of my friends hate their jobs. All of them. Is there any job in which the employees are generally happy? I’m pretty sure you already know my answer kid. No job is happy. It’s …
Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com Dear Marty,How many dates does it take to be officially dating someone? To be totally honest, I get this question a bunch. Haven’t answered it yet because, frankly, I never had a good answer. But I figured it out. You’re officially dating on whichever date the girl …
Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com Dear Marty,Whenever I have sex with a girl I wake up in the morning and I utterly hate them. Every time. What’s the deal with this? Buddy, you don’t hate these girls. You hate yourself. That disgusted feeling that you get when you wake up and see the girl next to you stems from your …
Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com Dear Marty,What’s a good New Year’s resolution? I don’t know, kid. How about making sure to never find yourself waiting in the cold for hours on NYE like an idiot just to watch the ball drop. …
Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com Dear Marty,It happened. I got too drunk at my company’s holiday party. Everyone always talks about that one guy who is going to get too drunk at the party and this year that guy was me. …
Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com Dear Marty,Recently a buddy of mine told me that he wouldn’t date a girl who’s favorite show was “Law & Order”. I thought this was a bit tough but he went on to explain that the …
Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com Dear Marty, Is it okay to discuss politics on the first date? Some people think it’s too controversial but other’s say it’s important to know the politics of a potential partner. Where do you stand? Don’t do …
Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com Dear Marty, I’m a fucking idiot. I invited two different girls that I am hooking up with to the same party. I figured only one would show up so I wanted to increase my odds. Good …