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The Greatest Advice from The Greatest Generation

How Far Should You Travel For A Girl?

Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com  Dear Marty,I’ve been talking to this girl online a lot recently. Only problem is I live in  NY and she lives in D.C. She keeps telling me to come visit. Should I make  the trip or is it pathetic to travel that far to get some  from a stranger? Eh. A few thoughts here. Seems a bit far for me. You know me by now. I don’t really like leaving the house too much. But aside from the distance, …

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How many dates does it take to be officially dating someone?

Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com  Dear Marty,How many dates does it take to be officially dating someone? To be totally honest, I get this question a bunch. Haven’t answered it yet because, frankly, I never had a good answer. But I figured it out. You’re officially dating on whichever date the girl …

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Post-Sex Regret

Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com  Dear Marty,Whenever I have sex with a girl I wake up in the morning and I utterly hate them. Every time. What’s the deal with this?  Buddy, you don’t hate these girls. You hate yourself. That disgusted feeling that you get when you wake up and see the girl next to you stems from your …

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Jeff Bezos and Divorce

Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com  Dear Marty,I just read that Jeff Bezos is getting a divorce and there is $137 billion on the table. That’s a hell of a lot of money. What’s a fair split? Divorce is ugly, kid. Almost as ugly as my ex wife. Kidding. That was low hanging fruit. Don’t worry though, she can take it. Just like she took half my …

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New Year’s Eve Plans

Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com  Dear Marty,What’s the best thing to do on New Year’s  Eve? Keep expectations low. New Year’s Eve is the most overblown day of the whole year. It’s never as good as you would like it to be. All you can do is get together with …

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