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Dear Marty,
Whenever I have sex with a girl I wake up in the morning and I utterly hate them. Every time. What’s the deal with this?
Buddy, you don’t hate these girls. You hate yourself.
That disgusted feeling that you get when you wake up and see the girl next to you stems from your own insecurities. This male version of morning sickness is a result of not respecting anyone that would stoop low enough to get with you. I mean what are these girls’ standards? Nonexistent?
You’ve got such a low opinion of yourself that you think that anyone who gets with you must be crazy, gross, or out of options.
Give yourself a break and you’ll start liking these women better. You’re probably not too pretty or bright but everyone deserves to get some. Well, almost everyone.
Tired,
Marty
The Greatest Advice Column From The Greatest Generation
Authored By Marty The Mean
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