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Dear Marty,
It happened. I got too drunk at my company’s holiday party. Everyone always talks about that one guy who is going to get too drunk at the party and this year that guy was me. What now?
Well first off, you’re a complete numskull. But name calling won’t fix your problems so let me see if I can provide any actual assistance.
As I see it, you’ve got two options. First, quit your job. That’s it. No one will ever take you seriously again. Every time they look at you they will see a belligerent mess. That’s a wrap buddy, find a new job.
But there is another option. Embrace. Embrace who you are now. Use this as an opportunity to reinvent yourself. This flub gives you a chance to start over and be whoever you want to be. Be a bad ass. Start showing up late to work. Hair messy. Wearing glasses and a leather jacket. Don’t have a leather jacket? Go get one. This is who you are now. You drank too much at the holiday party and, guess what, you don’t give a shit.
Tired,
Marty
The Greatest Advice Column From The Greatest Generation
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