Have we learned absolutely fucking nothing!? Listen up everyone because we’re making a huge mistake and this isn’t the first time. In the 90s we all bullied nerds. It was sick. I mean what could feel better than stuffing another human being into a locker? Forcing another person, with real thoughts and genuine feelings, into …
I’ve seen 113 billion tweets about how Jeff Bezos should spend his money. He could solve world hunger or pay every single worker a quarter of a million dollar salary or buy condos for the homeless. There are so many suggestions but not once have I seen someone ask why the fuck he would do …
Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com Dear Marty,I just read that Jeff Bezos is getting a divorce and there is $137 billion on the table. That’s a hell of a lot of money. What’s a fair split? Divorce is ugly, kid. Almost as ugly as my ex wife. Kidding. That was low hanging fruit. Don’t worry though, she can take it. Just like she took half my …