It’s a sad day and I’m sorry it has come to this but it’s time for me to make my position public. As of today, I will officially no longer be accepting dates from female celebrities. This is not something I wanted to go public with but following the news of the Ariana Grande -Pete …
Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com Dear Marty, Recently I went on a date with this girl and she was perfect. But she was especially perfect for one of my best friends. I mean I was really into this girl. She was …
Once, maybe a twice, a year we go crazy about the lottery. ohhhhh yeah we go nuts. It’s all over the news and the late night shows. We’re talking about it with coworkers. Saying things like “how many tickets did you buy?” and “promise you’ll throw me a few hundred thousand dollars if you win?”. …
I really don’t like complaining about technology. Rarely do it. Mainly because smart phones are literally the most incredible invention ever made and complaining about them is so privileged it could get into Harvard because it’s grandfather bought the school a building. And yet here we are. I’m going to complain about Apple because their …
Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com Dear Marty, I am a huge Yankees fan. My dad would take me to Yankees games all the time as a kid and they hold a special place in my heart. So much so that you …
Wednesday is the least football day of the week. Football starts on Thursday and takes us through Monday. Even Tuesday gets some football remnants as we get in our last talking points and grievances from the past week. But not Wednesday. Wednesday’s are quiet. Wednesday’s are a break from football. Eh fuck it. Who are …
Happy Lozenge Season! Wohoo we made it! Huh, what’s that? You’ve never heard of Lozenge Season? Well that’s because I just made it up but now it’s definitely a thing. Umm let’s say it goes 10/1 – 10/15. Yeah that works. Sweet! Okay what led us here? Quick hitter, go: First of all, seasonal shit …
Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com Dear Marty, I’m a fucking idiot. I invited two different girls that I am hooking up with to the same party. I figured only one would show up so I wanted to increase my odds. Good …
There are tons of memorable moments in Kobe Bryant’s illustrious basketball career. But possibly the most talked about moment is the “Kobe No Flinch” that took place when Matt Barnes pump faked the ball right in Kobe’s face during an inbound play and Kobe didn’t move. This moment was immediately revered as the pinnacle of …
Recently, this article about how to live in New York on $25/hour was posted on Refinery29 and boy did it get people mad online. To quickly sum it up, the 21 year old writer explains how she is able to afford to live in the very expensive city of New York on her meager salary but …