Over the past few years it seems like sneakerhead culture has grown from a small subculture to extremely mainstream. And frankly I just don’t get it. There are so many reasons to not wear nice shoes. Here are my main reasons: 1) Nice Shoes, I Know You Poop I know that it’s 2018 and pooping …
This is a super niche blog. Not everyone will be able to relate to it but I don’t care. I’ve been searching for a way to describe this feeling I experience every football Sunday and I’ve finally found it: The 4 o’clock slate of football games feels like a Saturday with two bar mitzvahs. For …
Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com Dear Marty, Everyone keeps telling me to save for retirement. But if I took money out of my paycheck every two weeks then I wouldn’t have much to live on. Is it really that important to …
Everyone has one. One episode of “Are You Afraid Of The Dark?” that completely fucked you up. Straight up ruined your childhood. One episode that to this day has stuck with you and still gives you the chills when you think about it. I repeat, everyone has one. I know mine. Oh boy do I …
So the NYC marathon was this weekend and it got me thinking: is there anything worse than coming in second place? I’m pretty anti-marathon. Can’t understand why anyone would want to participate. Seems absolutely grueling. But that’s a pretty widely held opinion so I don’t need to harp on it. What I’m more concerned about …
Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com Dear Marty, Recently, I started a new job and I keep getting invited to after work drinks. I know, boo hoo, seems like a good problem to have but it’s actually ruining me. I’m exhausted from …
Two days ago it was announced that Brown’s head coach, Hue Jackson, was fired after winning only 3 out of 40 games coached. So now with defensive coordinator, Gregg Williams, acting as interim head coach, the Cleveland Browns are gearing up to hire their 10th coach since 1999. And you know what? I’d like to …
It’s possible (probable) that I’m just a big dummy but I simply don’t understand the airline business. Now I promise this blog won’t be just one big rant about flying. I am vehemently against people complaining about flying. Especially on Twitter. Oh boy there is nothing worse than an entitled celebrity tweeting at Delta. Flying …
Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com Editor’s Note: The other day I saw a clip of Michael Strahan on Good Morning America discussing an Elite Daily article about how much a person should text their significant other during the day. Obviously it …
Yesterday, everyone I know passed the bar. Or at least it seemed that way. And don’t get me wrong, I’m proud of each and every one of them. I mean yeah I haven’t talked to any of these people in years, in fact their post about the bar reminded me of their existence in general, …