I Wish My Friends Enjoyed Watching Football

For me, watching football is such an enjoyable hobby. It’s a great time for me to sit back and unwind from a long week.

This is why it saddens me so much that none of my friends seem to be able to enjoy the sport. No matter how many times I try to watch with my buddies they just utterly despise the sport. They sit there the whole time just screaming at the TV. And honestly, I use the term sit loosely. They can’t seem to sit still for more than five minutes at a time. They are constantly getting up in a rush and then promptly plopping back down. And it’s not even like they are getting up to get any of the little snacks I’ve left out for everyone.

What should be an enjoyable event seems to be anything but. And I’m not even talking about just generally being uninterested in the game. They actually seem to get physically ill from watching the sport. They spend the entire game in excruciating pain. I could understand if someone wasn’t entirely invested in a random Buccaneers vs. Dolphins game but their visceral reaction is concerning. Like I said, they become so disoriented from watching that they completely ignore the fact that I’ve laid out a fantastic spread of snacks for the group.

Overall, I’m just concerned for my buddies. I wish we could find something we could all enjoy together. Some event in which my hard labor in the kitchen making a seven layer dip wouldn’t go unnoticed.

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