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After tons of research (one long Uber ride) I have come to the conclusion that Howie Mandel is working on a secret ops mission for the U.S. Government. Now I know what you’re thinking. Whoa whoa whoa Daniel look at the six degrees of separation there. How the heck did you connect these two? Well my dear simpletons, it was actually quite easy as the connection was closer and less hidden than you think. They basically ran goddam commercials about it to be honest. But we were all too busy looking at ads on our phones to pay attention to the ads on TV.
So what’s this all about? Plain and simple, I believe that the U.S. Government has contracted Howie Mandel in an attempt to further infiltrate the British Crown. Do I have your attention now? Good, let’s go down this rabbit hole together.
Recently it was announced that the critically acclaimed and beloved game show, “Deal Or No Deal”, will be returning to TV in December. Now I can’t be the only one to scratch my head at this one right? I mean they bring TV shows back but they never really bring gameshows back. I mean yeah they brought “Press Your Luck” back to the Gameshow Network but that was decades after the original went off air and not just a few years later like its a Spiderman movie. And it’s not like there are a shortage of gameshows. The classics like Jeopardy and Wheel Of Fortune are still going strong and new gameshows hosted by the Rock and Ellen Degeneres are about to come out. Finally, it’s not like Howie Mandel needs the money. He’s got that America’s Got Talent money. Like America kinda has talent but Howie Mandel’s Got Money.
So what gives? All things considered, why would they bring back this show? For me, there’s only one possible explanation and it comes from the most successful thing to come out of the show. No it’s not the good TV ratings, the heartwarming stories, or even America’s introduction to Howie Mandel. It’s the fact that Meghan Markle, one time Deal Or No Deal Briefcase Model, went on to marry Prince Harry of British Royalty. I just googled her. Her official name is now Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex. That’s dope.
Anyway, countries are always trying to get an edge on each other. And honestly, since the Revolutionary War, America hasn’t really had an edge over England. And then out of no where a random TV gameshow hits the homes of millions and propels a young America women into the public eye. But more specifically one eye, the eye of Prince Harry (Please note that at this time ShenaniGang fact department cannot confirm if Prince Harry has one or more eyes). This tiny idea, created in a room full of gameshow tv producers allowed America to infiltrate the British crown.
So go ahead and have your doubts. Say no Daniel they brought back Deal Or No Deal to bring joy to the homes of Americans. Or say nahhhh Daniel it’s actually just for money. They only put shows on TV if they think it will make a huge profit. But I won’t mind. I’ll be steadfast in my truth. The truth that the government hired Howie Mandel to revive Deal Or No Deal in hopes that approximately 11 years later one of the fabulous briefcase models will become a Countess or a Baroness.
