Have we learned absolutely fucking nothing!? Listen up everyone because we’re making a huge mistake and this isn’t the first time. In the 90s we all bullied nerds. It was sick. I mean what could feel better than stuffing another human being into a locker? Forcing another person, with real thoughts and genuine feelings, into …
We don’t want to admit it. We may even scoff at the notion. But deep down, like real deep down, the truth is that Trump would make these Democratic debates more exciting and that’s truly all we want. “No, I care about justice” said a liar. “I care about democracy” the liar droned on. Yeah …
So I’m late on this for sure but I’m on a Shia LaBeouf kick and I finally took the plunge into the almost 3 hour saga that is “American Honey”. I wanted to watch this movie for a while but whenever I saw that 2 hr 43 min run time I would cower and instead …
Sure, this is unfeasible. But also, this might be the greatest idea of all time. Let’s work it out together on the page because I’m not sure yet. So politicians raise insane amounts of money during their campaign efforts. I mean, insane. Did you know that 2.4 billion dollars was raised in the 2008 presidential …
15 days ago ago, Jacob and myself began growing our mustaches to raise awareness and money for Men’s health. Here were my predictions at the beginning of the month: Jacob will grow a luxurious mustache that makes him look like he’s from the 70s or starring in Magnum P.I. I will grow an awful mustache …
Following overwhelming negative backlash for not casting an actual CGI hedgehog, Sonic The Hedgehog movie has fired and replaced its lead. Upon the release of the movie’s first trailer it became apparent to all that the producers for Sonic The Hedgehog movie had hired a non-hedgehog to play the titular role. Unsurprisingly, fans of the …
Murray Hill, NY – After two and a half years of going to see Raul biweekly at “Murray Hill Barbers”, Tommy Abruscuto was shocked to find out that he was not his barber’s best friend. During his second haircut of the month, Mr. Abruscuto was taken by surprise when his barber and best friend mentioned …
For me, watching football is such an enjoyable hobby. It’s a great time for me to sit back and unwind from a long week. This is why it saddens me so much that none of my friends seem to be able to enjoy the sport. No matter how many times I try to watch with …
I haven’t had social plans since I left college. There’s no “go-to” spot. There’s no “usual crowd”. But it’s always some girl’s birthday. And for that I’m thankful. I’m not being sarcastic. I really appreciate all the parents who had daughters so that we can celebrate them every year. I don’t care who you are. …
It’s November and the main ShenaniGang writers, Jacob and myself, have decided to participate in No Shave November in order to raise money for Men’s health. Jacob has participated in this before and I thought, ya know what, ShenaniGang does so much harm to today’s youth maybe we should give back a bit. Thus, neither …