Last night at Thanksgiving dinner, many of you were pressed by friends and family about your single status. It’s an awkward but unfortunately inevitable conversation this time of year. And rarely is there a suitable response. But now I think it’s officially okay to say that is it too expensive to be in a serious …
Month: November 2019
Happy Thanksgiving! Everybody knows the best part of this holiday is alcohol and a full slate of sports betting. Allow me to be your guide. Make sure you get your bets in early in the day, because you’ll get yelled at by your parents if they see you placing them on your phone at the …
The country is divided about everything. There literally isn’t one thing we all haven’t taken hard stances on. I can’t think of anything that we all agree on anymore and it’s truly awful. So I started to brainstorm to come up with the last time the whole nation agreed on something and then it hit …
Have we learned absolutely fucking nothing!? Listen up everyone because we’re making a huge mistake and this isn’t the first time. In the 90s we all bullied nerds. It was sick. I mean what could feel better than stuffing another human being into a locker? Forcing another person, with real thoughts and genuine feelings, into …
A fiery 9-3-1 week in our last outing. I’m trying new things recently. Last week, I gave you my picks from a hotel room full of drunk dudes at 2:00 am. This time, I’m sitting on the toilet. They say variety is the spice of life, after all. Week 1: 9-3-1 2019 Season: 66-57-3 …
We don’t want to admit it. We may even scoff at the notion. But deep down, like real deep down, the truth is that Trump would make these Democratic debates more exciting and that’s truly all we want. “No, I care about justice” said a liar. “I care about democracy” the liar droned on. Yeah …
So I’m late on this for sure but I’m on a Shia LaBeouf kick and I finally took the plunge into the almost 3 hour saga that is “American Honey”. I wanted to watch this movie for a while but whenever I saw that 2 hr 43 min run time I would cower and instead …
Sure, this is unfeasible. But also, this might be the greatest idea of all time. Let’s work it out together on the page because I’m not sure yet. So politicians raise insane amounts of money during their campaign efforts. I mean, insane. Did you know that 2.4 billion dollars was raised in the 2008 presidential …
Cooled off a bit last week but we’re jumping back in. Week 9: 5-6-1 2019 Season: 57-54-2 THE LOCKS Atlanta Falcons at Carolina Panthers (-4) Monday, Nov 17 – 1:05 EST I am like you in that the Saints absolutely fucked me last week. But I attribute that more to the Saints laying an all-time …
15 days ago ago, Jacob and myself began growing our mustaches to raise awareness and money for Men’s health. Here were my predictions at the beginning of the month: Jacob will grow a luxurious mustache that makes him look like he’s from the 70s or starring in Magnum P.I. I will grow an awful mustache …