Month: January 2019

Post-Sex Regret

Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com  Dear Marty,Whenever I have sex with a girl I wake up in the morning and I utterly hate them. Every time. What’s the deal with this?  Buddy, you don’t hate these girls. You hate yourself. That disgusted feeling that you get when you wake up and see the girl next to you stems from your …

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Jeff Bezos and Divorce

Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com  Dear Marty,I just read that Jeff Bezos is getting a divorce and there is $137 billion on the table. That’s a hell of a lot of money. What’s a fair split? Divorce is ugly, kid. Almost as ugly as my ex wife. Kidding. That was low hanging fruit. Don’t worry though, she can take it. Just like she took half my …

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