Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com Dear Marty, Is it okay for the dog to sleep in bed with me? My girlfriend hates it but I’d hate to kick the little man onto the floor. What do you think? Hmmm. I read …
Month: November 2018
CHARLOTTE, NC – Now officially 2 years out of college, 24 year old Freddie “Big Bat” Lynne, realized that the majors were never calling. Up until that point he had kept the dream alive but now he feared it was time to put the batting gloves away. Although this was an emotional moment, Lynne couldn’t …
~Welcome to ShenaniGang Conspiracy Theories. The only place on the internet where you can find conspiracy theories that are 100% true~ After tons of research (one long Uber ride) I have come to the conclusion that Howie Mandel is working on a secret ops mission for the U.S. Government. Now I know what you’re thinking. …
Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com Dear Marty, I’m writing to you right as all my relatives have just left after a pretty explosive Thanksgiving dinner. We tried so hard not broach any controversial topics but they slowly crept into the conversation …
It’s official. Those goddamn Millennials have taken the last sacred part of this great country and thrown it in the trash. Football is supposed to be a war of attrition. Long and grueling. Not this high flying, super charged, touchdown circus that was forced upon us on Monday night when those two prepubescent, never worked …
With the release of the Toy Store 4 trailer, there was a lot of debate in my workplace on whether Disney was taking a big risk and potentially ruining what was heavily regarded as a perfect ending to a perfect trilogy. I mean Toy Story is the greatest trilogy of all time. Right? Yeah right. …
Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com Dear Marty, I met this new guy who I really like but I recently found out that our zodiac signs are not compatible. Should I still pursue this relationship even though it may not work out …
Over the past few years it seems like sneakerhead culture has grown from a small subculture to extremely mainstream. And frankly I just don’t get it. There are so many reasons to not wear nice shoes. Here are my main reasons: 1) Nice Shoes, I Know You Poop I know that it’s 2018 and pooping …
This is a super niche blog. Not everyone will be able to relate to it but I don’t care. I’ve been searching for a way to describe this feeling I experience every football Sunday and I’ve finally found it: The 4 o’clock slate of football games feels like a Saturday with two bar mitzvahs. For …
Welcome to “The Greatest Advice Column” from The Greatest Generation. To submit your own questions to Marty please email Marty@shenanigang.com Dear Marty, Everyone keeps telling me to save for retirement. But if I took money out of my paycheck every two weeks then I wouldn’t have much to live on. Is it really that important to …