You might have been wondering where I’ve been the past two weeks. Probably not, but you might have been. I was laying low, surveying the field. While suckers were continuing to throw their money at the wall, I was watching from the shadows. And now finally, like Batman, I reemerge when the world needs me …
This is a prediction and not a headline but you might as well read it as the former. My intuition is telling me that a One Direction comeback is on the horizon. It just makes sense. On the tails of the Jonas Brothers comeback tour, the text group between the dudes from One Direction had …
As the 2020 election fast approaches, I fear history will unfortunately repeat itself. Yes, sex sells and there is no place this is more apparent than in America. But in 2016 we selected our President almost solely on sex appeal and look how that turned out. We need to try something new. I’m not blaming …
There was a dumb Gen X thing on the internet for a while about how Millennials can’t afford to buy houses because they buy so much avocado toast. This is legitimatley the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. It totally disregards the fact that Millennials have stopped purchasing 3-1 Body Wash, Shampoo and Conditioner. For a …
One of the hardest parts of growing up is the first time you learn that you are older than an athlete that you admire. You sit there for a moment dumbfounded and unable to wrap your head around how you could respect someone who isn’t older than you are. That goes against everything the education …
Speak the words “logo slap” in any advertising meeting and a hush will fall over the room. Laptops will go up in flames. Women and children will flee. I was actually nervous to put those words in writing as if doing so would cause the heads of every CMO in the country to explode “Kingsmen: …
They say there are only 7 types of stories. But for HBO I think that may be 6 too many. Recently, at the suggestion of multiple friends, I’ve started to watch the new HBO show Succession. I’m really enjoying it so far and it’s definitely filled the TV void left by the end of Game …
I’ve seen 113 billion tweets about how Jeff Bezos should spend his money. He could solve world hunger or pay every single worker a quarter of a million dollar salary or buy condos for the homeless. There are so many suggestions but not once have I seen someone ask why the fuck he would do …
I caved. I downloaded TikTok. After months of hearing about this “new” platform, seeing weird videos reposted on twitter, and being told the app was just for kids, I decided to see what all the fuss was about. I don’t know why I was so hesitant at first. It’s so interesting how unfounded perceptions of …
So I had a bad opening week to kick off the season. Whatever. I told you which NFL teams you should bet on, not that you shouldn’t vaccinate your children. Okay, sorry. I’m just a little irked after the NFL’s opening weekend. I had a few good calls (Raiders, Colts, Cardinals), and some pretty bad …