Can you feel it? The weather is turning. The air is cooling. Real iced coffee SZN is approaching. Drinking iced coffee during the spring and summer is like enjoying pop music; it makes sense why it’s popular and it’s nothing to brag about. But drinking iced coffee in the winter is pain. There’s nothing fun …
A .500 week. I sure as hell didn’t impress anybody but I narrowly avoided making myself look like a fool. It’s like every sexual experience I’ve ever had. Let’s get back to work. Week 6: 7-7 2019 Season: 28-31 THE LOCKS Los Angeles Rams at Atlanta Falcons (+3) Sunday, Oct 20 – 1:05 EST No …
I’ve been a fan of reality TV since I was 10. Usually I’m able to defend it. I’ll talk about the intense competition of The Challenge or the social experiment that is Big Brother. There’s plot. There’s storylines. Unexpected twists and turns. Betrayal! Below Deck has none of these things. Below Deck doesn’t have a …
I hate New Year’s Resolutions. It feels like every year we lie to ourselves. Has anyone ever asked you about your New Year’s Resolution in March? That almost seems like it would be a rude question. No New Year’s resolution has ever made it past the third week of January. They say it takes 21 …
“Go ahead, come on, let’s see that ding a ling” On Tuesday, Elizabeth Warren took the stage of the nationally televised town hall on CNN with a vengeance and spoke the now infamous phrase that will come to be synonymous with the 2020 election. When Ryan Matthews of Cedar Rapids, Michigan stood up to ask …
Finally, a good week. Sure, I got burned in some areas. The Browns are fraudulent the highest degree and I understand that now. The Bears have big issues as well – I think Matt Nagy might be in some serious trouble (Kitchens too). But I was all over the Broncos. You could smell that one …
So this video of the Dobre Brothers at their Meet and Greet went viral: First and foremost, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I really shouldn’t know who the Dobre brothers are. Second, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK This sucks. This is obviously so shitty. These are not good dudes. They don’t care about their fans. They simply care about squeezing as much money …
As today is Yom Kippur, the theme of forgiveness has been at the forefront of my mind and I thought I’d take today’s blog to just write some of my thoughts on the current state of forgiveness in our culture. I’m not going to take a stance that all of cancel culture is bad. I …
From Monday to Friday, the average person works at their unexciting desk job. But come Saturday and Sunday, every single person in the world gets hired to be a professional football analyst. Or at least it seems that way. I mean jesus christ, when did everyone become the most knowledgeable football mind in the world? …
Did I mention I’m 26? Every year, my college friends and I visit our alma mater for a football game – how sweet! I’m with them as we speak. None of them are reading this though. What a bunch of dick heads! Anyway, it’s a nice concept that we all still get together but 26 …