It’s Friday, April 26 – know we’re a day later than usual, but wanted to let the NFL draft shine yesterday. We’ve wrapped up most of our first-round series, but still have a few that rage on. Here’s what to watch for as we finish up the first round and head into the conference semi-finals. …
You know me, I’m not super into college football. College is for awkward sexual experiences and unsuccessfully rushing fraternities, not for athletics. But that doesn’t mean I can’t do a draft preview! Below you’ll find an outlook on each of the 32 teams. Admittedly, some are more serious than others. NFC North Chicago Bears The …
If you were blessed with a rare mix of freak athletic ability and a work ethic to match then congrats you may just find yourself at the top of the draft board during this year’s NFL draft. But wait, oh no, the top of the draft board is where all of the bad teams are. …
Some people scan NFL rosters in the offseason, looking for the necessary holes to plug to create a championship contender. Some people scan NFL rosters looking for trade candidates to get their team over the hump. I scan NFL rosters trying to imagine what everyone’s penis looks like. Welcome to: Packing heat or lacking heat. …
What was once seen a rite of passage, an oasis of maturity, a promised land of political musings, the adults’ table at family gatherings, has lost it’s appeal. Following a big holiday weekend of family and friends, I would like to openly plea for my place at the kids’ table. My younger self would punch …
Hey it’s me! The girl your friend just started dating two weeks ago. You probably remember me from that one time we met. Well anyway, I’ve just got to set you up with one of my friends! Oh my god so tell me everything! What are you into? Blondes or brunettes? Most of my friends …
While the rest of the world was (justifiably) going bonkers over Tiger Woods’ first triumph at a major since 2008, I was taking a step back and marveling at the current state of golf as a whole. Though Woods’ decade-long struggle to return to form undeniably left a gaping hole in the sport, over the …
It’s Thursday, April 18. It’s playoff time, and we actually have some competitive first-round series. Of the eight match-ups currently underway, half of them stand tied at 1-1. Here’s what to watch for there, and of course I couldn’t go without my Top 10 list. 1. Warriors vs. Clippers Not sure if you heard, but …
It’s 2019. It’s about time I learn how to read. Not sure when I forgot. I remember reading Holes in 3rd grade so it definitely happened after grade school. I didn’t read a single book they assigned in high school but I always chalked that up to being “too cool for school” without ever considering …
Last week, Esquire posted what is in my opinion one of the most baseless and misguided take downs of a TV show I’ve ever seen. Maybe it was for clicks, as the subject of the article, Game Of Thrones, is the most popular show on television, or maybe this was the author’s true opinion. Regardless, …