On July 2nd, there are whispers about him. On July 3rd, you can feel his presence in the air. On July 4th, he is a hero. But on July 10th, how the hell is Joey Chestnut doing? 71 hotdogs. 10 minutes. It’s unfathomable and it blows my mind every year. He’s legitimately one of my …
Another World Cup. Another win for the U.S. Women’s Soccer team. Thus, by the rules stated in the Book Of Sports, the U.S. Women’s Soccer team is officially a dynasty. And now that they are a dynasty we have to ask the Dynasty Question (as stated in the Book Of Sports): Is The U.S. Women’s …
It’s Friday July 5th. The entire country got the day off for Thursday July 4th. So if your job made you come back in to work today instead of giving you a long holiday weekend then you are completely justified in stealing whatever you want. It’s like the purge, there are no rules for one …
~Welcome to ShenaniGang Conspiracy Theories. The only place on the internet where you can find conspiracy theories that are 100% true~ The World Series Of Poker has kicked off for the summer and the buzz is, erhm, here, I guess? The truth is no one really cares about the WSOP outside of the main event. …
Today’s a tough day to be a Knicks fan. Despair is probably the best way to describe the past few years. But this year something worse happened. In all the despair, and what was notably our worst year, there was a glimmer of hope. And there can be no true despair without hope: A few …
Last night marked the end of the two night premiere of the Democratic debates but it only took one night for President Trump to craft his well-thought out feelings on the festivities: And honestly, I couldn’t agree more. I tuned into the debates like the last season of Game of Thrones, remembering all the excitement …
Uh oh, what’s that? Looks like another… WOJ BOMB! lol. I mean no disrespect by my question but I honestly can’t figure out why there are just certain journalists (Woj, Schefty, etc.) who have become wildly popular for their “ability” to break sports news on Twitter. I mean I understand why people are interested in …
If you are not native to New York, then you may not be familiar with the phrase “Dan Smith Will Teach You Guitar”, but for born and bred New Yorkers this phrase should immediately conjure a very specific image. This image to be exact: If you’re unfamiliar, allow me to catch you up and describe …
Another year and another disappointing NBA draft. I’m not going to hide it anymore. I’m upset. Mad even. For once I just thought it was going to go differently. After each draft every pundit, past player, and Twitter analyst says the same thing: Some of the best players weren’t drafted. Keep moving forward. Kahwi wasn’t …
There’s a very common trope in American culture regarding health and gym teachers. They’re all wildly out of shape and exhibit terribly unhealthy habits. It’s so common it’s as if they only hire unhealthy people for these positions. And we find this hilarious. “You’re a health teacher, shouldn’t you be healthy”, we all stupidly think …