I wanted to start a new series called “How Much?” It’s similar to would you rather, but it identifies the monetary compensation necessary to do something absolutely egregious, typically in your office. Enjoy! How much would someone have to pay you to shit your pants in the office? Here are the conditions: It’s not just …
As intern season comes to an end, I’ve started to reminisce back on my time as an intern and the best advice I’ve ever received. I was reminded of this piece of advice because I noticed one peculiar trend that’s terribly common among interns, and even new hires. The trend I’m referring to is how …
Of all my opinions, this is the one I want people to shove in my face if I’m wrong. It’s so easy to call something the next big trend when it’s already happening. eSports is already here. It’s been growing in popularity for a while now and only recently have those outside the space felt …
For years I’ve said that the best freestyle artists in the game are Tyler The Creator, Childish Gambino, Shia Labeouf, and Wayne Brady but I never had them in any precise order. But with the new Tyler The Creator freestyle on Funk Flex I think Tyler just solidified his spot at number 1. Oh and …
In the hall of fame of bad ideas, I believe that starting a Fantasy Football league with work colleagues sits at the top. All is takes is one person casually mentioning the word fantasy football before an avalanche of bad ideas start crashing down. “oh my god we should all do a league, that would …
I’m not going to come onto the blog and defend winter. Winter is trash. But I also have strong feelings against summer and up until recently I couldn’t articulate my feelings properly. But I think I got it now. Summer is the birthday of seasons. Birthdays are always over hyped and disappointing. There’s just an …
Demetri Martin has a joke that goes ” A lot of people don’t like bumper stickers. I don’t mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It’s like a little sign that says ‘Hey, let’s never hang out.’” For me, putting tape over your laptop is that shortcut. I can’t comprehend the …
I was nervous that it was too early to call but upon further review I have no choice. I present to you the most American moment of 2019. So I think what happened is the villain of this season of The Bachelorette, Luke P, officially got sent home and thus he was finally able to …
Drake jumped on Insta to showcase his new personal basketball court and I’d be lying if I said this wasn’t one of the most relatable things I’ve ever seen. Yeah maybe it’s not relatable to own enough land and have enough money to build a personal basketball court from ground up but the mentality is …
Hollywood keeps doing this. They keep acting out of fear. A remake with a star-studded cast to ensure that it is a success. I mean look at the caliber of celebrity in this film. Beyonce. Gambino. Rogen. Eichner. Oliver. The list goes on and on. But, personally, I think this A-list safety net is what …