When Meg Thee Stallion declared it a “Hot Girl Summer” she set the tone for the full season. An empowering call for all women, and ultimately men as well, to truly express their personality and take bold chances with their style and attitude.
But what now?
In the wake of the of this national spike in confidence, what’s to come next? Obviously the hot girl summer mindset is not sustainable but that energy needs to go somewhere. As we all fear the swinging pendulum, I’ve taken it upon myself to brainstorm some feasible options to follow Hot Girl Summer. After sitting at the drawing board, I present to you…
Shy Guy Fall.
Welcome to the new SZN! We aren’t confident in Shy Guy Fall – we’re self-conscious. We want to please everyone and the harder we try the more we push people away. Are you talking about me? Are you guys mad at me?
Shy Guy Fall is all about making safe choices. Don’t stand out. Don’t express yourself. What’s everyone else wearing to the party? Do a combination of all their outfits.
Shy Guy Fall is about lowering your expectations. Don’t shoot your shot. Don’t ask for a promotion or chase a dream. What are you kidding me, who do you think you are? Just kind of plod along day to day until Winter.
Hope you enjoyed Hot Girl Summer because Shy Guy Fall is officially here. Unless you guys don’t like this idea, I mean I can totally change it, no big, just let me know, I mean yeah it took me a long time to formulate this but all good, ya know what actually already scraped it, who cares, haha i was kidding, kk let’s just forget I said this. So what do you want to do?
