Late Thursday night, following game one of the NBA finals, multiple names were added to Golden State’s injury report. Coincidentally, each of these players was experiencing the same ailment: a bruised hand. All of these injuries were reportedly incurred some time between when the players left the court and prior to when they entered their …
Hey it’s me! The girl your friend just started dating two weeks ago. You probably remember me from that one time we met. Well anyway, I’ve just got to set you up with one of my friends! Oh my god so tell me everything! What are you into? Blondes or brunettes? Most of my friends …
It’s 2019. It’s about time I learn how to read. Not sure when I forgot. I remember reading Holes in 3rd grade so it definitely happened after grade school. I didn’t read a single book they assigned in high school but I always chalked that up to being “too cool for school” without ever considering …
Ahead of tonight’s premiere of the final season of Game Of Thrones, it’s time to discuss something no one wants to talk about: George R.R. Martin is lazy. Since the premiere of season 1, Martin has been touted as a genius, an innovator, and a revolutionary, but no one is talking about how lazy he …
This weekend while watching my favorite AAF team, the Memphis Express, I couldn’t take my eyes off one player in particular: Johnny Manziel, the new backup quarterback. I mean where did this guy come from? He’s electric. An absolute joy to watch: At first, I couldn’t quite put my finger on who he reminded me …
I’ve taken to the woods. Found a cabin in the middle of nowhere. Left all technology behind and embraced complete isolation. It seemed like the only choice. And to that point, it wasn’t even my choice. Honestly, conventional society seemed to make the choice for me. I mean, what else was I supposed to do? …
As the Superbowl was last night, and we are currently enduring one of the hardest Mondays of the year, I thought this would be a perfect time to remind everyone that sports are not just a stupid waste of time but they are also a legit deterrent to professional success. Whoa whoa whoa Daniel, why …
There’s something serious going around these days. Coworkers and roommates seem to be falling ill in droves. An extremely contagious and gross flu is spreading like wildfire and it’s taking people out of commission for close to a full week. I can’t stop thinking about how much of an absolute shame it is to get …
SYRACUSE, NY – While for years it has been jokingly asserted, by college girls and office colleagues, that calories don’t count on holidays or birthdays, recent studies show that actually the opposite may be true. What started as a fun extra credit assignment carried out by a Psych 101 class, consisting of a fair share …
The sun in shining. There is a brisk breeze in the air. It’s a perfect day to step out for a walk. Toss on a light jacket and and some shades and you’re ready to go. Just another beautiful day in January. So what are we doing here? Let’s live it up baby! It’s the …