Last night, during the Democratic National Debate, Presidential candidate Andrew Yang did what no other Presidential candidate in history has done before: put himself directly into America’s friendzone. What he actually did was offer his freedom dividend to 10 families for one full year. Nice sure but also it reeks of desperation. REEKS. What game …
The first week of football is behind us and I have a few thoughts: Baker Mayfield Wanted To Lose Before the Brown’s took the field on Sunday commentators were seriously asking if they had what it took to make it to the Superbowl. The Season of Hype was real. People were excited. And then they …
Welcome to the 2019 NFL season – it’s already hilarious. One game in, the Bears have scored zero points other than the three that came off the foot of their kicker. Antonio Brown’s Raiders stay culminated on zero snaps. Jerry Jones has more mouths to feed than a soup kitchen. And also welcome back to …
Seems like a silly question, no? I mean even when it popped into my dumb head I swatted it away like a fly. Obviously they must have their methods and we should trust them. But then that pesky question popped back into my (still dumb) head. Wait, actually how do they calculate total movie ticket …
So tomorrow evening is the first game of the NFL season and I’m already seriously tired of football. Uh oh. Listen, don’t get me wrong, I’m a huge football fan it’s just that, well, it’s too much. We do it to ourselves. As America’s pastime has become next to irrelevant, and the other exciting sports …
Whoa that’s an intense headline. Chill dude, it’s Labor Day. Anyway, so I’ve had White Claws on my mind a lot lately. And in my hand hehe. Just kidding. I didn’t leave the house much this summer. ANWAY (again!), I can’t stop thinking about how every 2 to 3 summers there is a new drink …
When Meg Thee Stallion declared it a “Hot Girl Summer” she set the tone for the full season. An empowering call for all women, and ultimately men as well, to truly express their personality and take bold chances with their style and attitude. But what now? In the wake of the of this national spike …
If you were awake on Saturday night it was nearly impossible to not hear the news about Andrew Luck’s surprise retirement. The news came out of absolutely no where and sent shockwaves through the internet. Thanks to brave reporting by NFL Insider Adam Schefter we were told that this was not the way Luck had …
The Amazon Rainforest has been on fire for a few weeks and I don’t give a shit. I had to do a report on rainforests in third grade. It was trash. Maybe it’s just me but I feel like rainforests are the only thing they teach you about in 3rd grade. Brutal year. Anyway, I …
I’ve been thinking about the upcoming Presidential Election a lot lately and I’m starting to feel like maybe no one should be President. I mean it’s a really big job, ya know, being the leader of the free world and what not. Maybe we shouldn’t trust just one person with that job including and especially …