While (attempting to) watch Clemson’s humiliation of Alabama on Monday night, I was struck by a simple truth that I had always known, but was never able to verbalize. College football kind of sucks, and I’m not even referring to the NCAA’s corruption or their biased selection committees. Here are five other reasons why. 1. …
Is there any college major that catches more slack than philosophy? It seems to me that every time someone reaches for a joke regarding college majors that the punchline is always about being a philosophy major. Sure, English majors get some heat because, well, you like already speak English dude. But still, it seems like …
The Head vs. The Heart Los Angeles Chargers at Baltimore Ravens (-2.5)Sunday, Jan 6 – 1:05 EST The Head:I simply do not understand this “nobody wants to see the Ravens in the playoffs” narrative. Baltimore did go 6-1 in rookie QB Lamar Jackson’s starts, but it was their defense leading the way. What Jackson does …
The Head vs. The Heart Indianapolis Colts at Houston Texans (-1.5)Saturday, Jan 5 – 4:35 EST The Head: As you already know, after starting 0-3, the Texans reeled off nine straight victories. Here are those nine teams, and their respective records coming into those games: Indianapolis Colts (1-2) Dallas Cowboys (2-2) Buffalo Bills (2-3) Jacksonville …
This blog will be a bit of a change of pace. As the last blog of the year, I wanted to move away from satire and my silly opinions to write something genuine. In an attempt to end the year on a positive note, I decided to write a piece about a person who has …
Recently, I’ve noticed this weird trend of behavior in which people act extremely cavalier, and even sometimes bothered, at the idea of a fire drill. And it’s not just a handful of people either. It seems to me like the majority of adults scoff at fire drills. This is such a peculiar behavior to me. …
It’s very common to see end of the year lists that do a wrap up of the year’s best songs or best movies but I’ve never see an end of the year list wrap up the year’s best lyrics. Below, are my favorite lyrics of 2018: 3. “You Are A Kaleidoscope” – Get Out by …
Christian Bale gets a ton of credit. And deservedly so. But I think we’ve reached a place of insanity and I want to even the playing field for a second. There’s no denying Christian Bale’s acting prowess, but it seems as of late people are more interested in his extreme fluctuations in weight. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh soooo …
Machines are whizzing. Dumbbells are clanking. People are sweating. And I’m at the gym just thinking about communism. Oh no. Is this where I do it? Is this where I turn from silly blog filled with inane thoughts and observations to hardcore political activist. Mama there goes that man! Let’s start with some simple definitions. …
The thief we know is really not much of a thief at all For they can only steal what is materialPurchased and owned but never truly ours The true thief steals what cannot be given backThe true thief steals our wordsBits and pieces of our conversationsOur inflection, our emphasis, our mannerismsThe true thief steals our …