The first round of the NFL draft was last night and it was full of cliches. Most of them are for the right reasons but nonetheless it runs the gambit of overused phrases. “I’m just excited to get in there are start working” “I can’t describe the feeling. I’ve been dreaming of this moment my …
It’s Friday, April 26 – know we’re a day later than usual, but wanted to let the NFL draft shine yesterday. We’ve wrapped up most of our first-round series, but still have a few that rage on. Here’s what to watch for as we finish up the first round and head into the conference semi-finals. …
You know me, I’m not super into college football. College is for awkward sexual experiences and unsuccessfully rushing fraternities, not for athletics. But that doesn’t mean I can’t do a draft preview! Below you’ll find an outlook on each of the 32 teams. Admittedly, some are more serious than others. NFC North Chicago Bears The …
If you were blessed with a rare mix of freak athletic ability and a work ethic to match then congrats you may just find yourself at the top of the draft board during this year’s NFL draft. But wait, oh no, the top of the draft board is where all of the bad teams are. …
Some people scan NFL rosters in the offseason, looking for the necessary holes to plug to create a championship contender. Some people scan NFL rosters looking for trade candidates to get their team over the hump. I scan NFL rosters trying to imagine what everyone’s penis looks like. Welcome to: Packing heat or lacking heat. …
What was once seen a rite of passage, an oasis of maturity, a promised land of political musings, the adults’ table at family gatherings, has lost it’s appeal. Following a big holiday weekend of family and friends, I would like to openly plea for my place at the kids’ table. My younger self would punch …
While the rest of the world was (justifiably) going bonkers over Tiger Woods’ first triumph at a major since 2008, I was taking a step back and marveling at the current state of golf as a whole. Though Woods’ decade-long struggle to return to form undeniably left a gaping hole in the sport, over the …
It’s Thursday, April 18. It’s playoff time, and we actually have some competitive first-round series. Of the eight match-ups currently underway, half of them stand tied at 1-1. Here’s what to watch for there, and of course I couldn’t go without my Top 10 list. 1. Warriors vs. Clippers Not sure if you heard, but …
Last week, Esquire posted what is in my opinion one of the most baseless and misguided take downs of a TV show I’ve ever seen. Maybe it was for clicks, as the subject of the article, Game Of Thrones, is the most popular show on television, or maybe this was the author’s true opinion. Regardless, …
It’s Thursday, April 11. Welcome to the postseason! And what a final week it’s been. Just in the past few days, we’ve had: Dwayne Wade and Dirk Nowitzki play the final games of two legendary NBA careers Magic Johnson slink out the back door of the Staples Center Jamal Crawford score 50+ points (off the …