By Amanda Bressner This blog is a rebuttal to Manndarko’s blog “Becoming A Regular At A Food Establishment” As a restaurant manager, I have to say how much we appreciate our regulars. Employees love seeing familiar faces walk through the door, especially if they’re nice people and good tippers. We like knowing that our food …
By Randi Mack It wasn’t that long ago. You stared emotionless at Lady Gaga’s new hit, her 10 feet stilettos piercing the hearts of millions, and you realize, this isn’t the 90’s. It was the same feeling you got when your mother threw away her Rolodex and placed a cellphone in your hands. But the …
By Amanda Bressner I remember vividly, as some of you might, learning about self-esteem in middle school health class. My teacher informed us that the way you view yourself could be more or less favorable based on things like your friends, family, and job. Oddly enough, never on this list did she mention that my …
By Randi Mack Every so often you go to kiss your wife. On one hand it’s amazing. She is one of those women who has mastered the art of going from a closed-mouth innocent girl peck to an open-mouthed succubus faster than you can say “Hey the love of my life.” Note: Remember to say …
By Randi Mack One of the biggest problems with dating is that it eats up at your time. Even if you manage to have a good first date, it may be three dates in before they unceremoniously shove their tongue down your throat as you were commenting on the well-done but subtle graphic art of …
By Amanda Bressner I’m single as shit. There’s no time of year that reminds me how single I am quite like Valentine’s day. Yet, I don’t mind not having a significant other on February 14th. What I do mind is the stupid shit that is Galentine’s day. “Galentine’s Day” originated from an episode of Parks …
By Zack Cuevas Below, I’ve gathered some of the Best Picture nominees and if I think they’ll take the prize or go back to their bags of money and million dollar homes empty handed. Black PantherStraight up, Black Panther needs no introduction. Seriously, you must be a real big dumb dumb living under a rock …