For years I’ve said that the best freestyle artists in the game are Tyler The Creator, Childish Gambino, Shia Labeouf, and Wayne Brady but I never had them in any precise order. But with the new Tyler The Creator freestyle on Funk Flex I think Tyler just solidified his spot at number 1. Oh and …
In the hall of fame of bad ideas, I believe that starting a Fantasy Football league with work colleagues sits at the top. All is takes is one person casually mentioning the word fantasy football before an avalanche of bad ideas start crashing down. “oh my god we should all do a league, that would …
I’m not going to come onto the blog and defend winter. Winter is trash. But I also have strong feelings against summer and up until recently I couldn’t articulate my feelings properly. But I think I got it now. Summer is the birthday of seasons. Birthdays are always over hyped and disappointing. There’s just an …
Demetri Martin has a joke that goes ” A lot of people don’t like bumper stickers. I don’t mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It’s like a little sign that says ‘Hey, let’s never hang out.’” For me, putting tape over your laptop is that shortcut. I can’t comprehend the …
I was nervous that it was too early to call but upon further review I have no choice. I present to you the most American moment of 2019. So I think what happened is the villain of this season of The Bachelorette, Luke P, officially got sent home and thus he was finally able to …
Drake jumped on Insta to showcase his new personal basketball court and I’d be lying if I said this wasn’t one of the most relatable things I’ve ever seen. Yeah maybe it’s not relatable to own enough land and have enough money to build a personal basketball court from ground up but the mentality is …
Hollywood keeps doing this. They keep acting out of fear. A remake with a star-studded cast to ensure that it is a success. I mean look at the caliber of celebrity in this film. Beyonce. Gambino. Rogen. Eichner. Oliver. The list goes on and on. But, personally, I think this A-list safety net is what …
On July 2nd, there are whispers about him. On July 3rd, you can feel his presence in the air. On July 4th, he is a hero. But on July 10th, how the hell is Joey Chestnut doing? 71 hotdogs. 10 minutes. It’s unfathomable and it blows my mind every year. He’s legitimately one of my …
Another World Cup. Another win for the U.S. Women’s Soccer team. Thus, by the rules stated in the Book Of Sports, the U.S. Women’s Soccer team is officially a dynasty. And now that they are a dynasty we have to ask the Dynasty Question (as stated in the Book Of Sports): Is The U.S. Women’s …
It’s Friday July 5th. The entire country got the day off for Thursday July 4th. So if your job made you come back in to work today instead of giving you a long holiday weekend then you are completely justified in stealing whatever you want. It’s like the purge, there are no rules for one …