This has happened before. Actually I’d bet it happens more often that it doesn’t. But something about this year still feels a bit different. This feels like the longest halloween that never happened. With Halloween not falling perfectly on a weekend, it technically straddles two different weekends. Now generally when it falls mid-week on a …
I’ve officially landed on this conclusion. Do you remember the early days of online gaming where everyone who was worse than you was a “noob” and everyone who was better than you was a “loser”? It was you and only you who was properly invested in the game. Well, I think it’s time to apply …
They changed the alphabet song for kids. Whatever. And here’s a real CNN piece about the actual outrage about the new song (CNN Video). I’m not sure if the tweets they show in this video are trolls or not but even when people are trolling it generally sparks real “fake” outrage. Real in the sense …
Can you feel it? The weather is turning. The air is cooling. Real iced coffee SZN is approaching. Drinking iced coffee during the spring and summer is like enjoying pop music; it makes sense why it’s popular and it’s nothing to brag about. But drinking iced coffee in the winter is pain. There’s nothing fun …
I’ve been a fan of reality TV since I was 10. Usually I’m able to defend it. I’ll talk about the intense competition of The Challenge or the social experiment that is Big Brother. There’s plot. There’s storylines. Unexpected twists and turns. Betrayal! Below Deck has none of these things. Below Deck doesn’t have a …
I hate New Year’s Resolutions. It feels like every year we lie to ourselves. Has anyone ever asked you about your New Year’s Resolution in March? That almost seems like it would be a rude question. No New Year’s resolution has ever made it past the third week of January. They say it takes 21 …
“Go ahead, come on, let’s see that ding a ling” On Tuesday, Elizabeth Warren took the stage of the nationally televised town hall on CNN with a vengeance and spoke the now infamous phrase that will come to be synonymous with the 2020 election. When Ryan Matthews of Cedar Rapids, Michigan stood up to ask …
So this video of the Dobre Brothers at their Meet and Greet went viral: First and foremost, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I really shouldn’t know who the Dobre brothers are. Second, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK This sucks. This is obviously so shitty. These are not good dudes. They don’t care about their fans. They simply care about squeezing as much money …
As today is Yom Kippur, the theme of forgiveness has been at the forefront of my mind and I thought I’d take today’s blog to just write some of my thoughts on the current state of forgiveness in our culture. I’m not going to take a stance that all of cancel culture is bad. I …
From Monday to Friday, the average person works at their unexciting desk job. But come Saturday and Sunday, every single person in the world gets hired to be a professional football analyst. Or at least it seems that way. I mean jesus christ, when did everyone become the most knowledgeable football mind in the world? …