If you were blessed with a rare mix of freak athletic ability and a work ethic to match then congrats you may just find yourself at the top of the draft board during this year’s NFL draft. But wait, oh no, the top of the draft board is where all of the bad teams are. …
What was once seen a rite of passage, an oasis of maturity, a promised land of political musings, the adults’ table at family gatherings, has lost it’s appeal. Following a big holiday weekend of family and friends, I would like to openly plea for my place at the kids’ table. My younger self would punch …
Hey it’s me! The girl your friend just started dating two weeks ago. You probably remember me from that one time we met. Well anyway, I’ve just got to set you up with one of my friends! Oh my god so tell me everything! What are you into? Blondes or brunettes? Most of my friends …
It’s 2019. It’s about time I learn how to read. Not sure when I forgot. I remember reading Holes in 3rd grade so it definitely happened after grade school. I didn’t read a single book they assigned in high school but I always chalked that up to being “too cool for school” without ever considering …
Last week, Esquire posted what is in my opinion one of the most baseless and misguided take downs of a TV show I’ve ever seen. Maybe it was for clicks, as the subject of the article, Game Of Thrones, is the most popular show on television, or maybe this was the author’s true opinion. Regardless, …
Ahead of tonight’s premiere of the final season of Game Of Thrones, it’s time to discuss something no one wants to talk about: George R.R. Martin is lazy. Since the premiere of season 1, Martin has been touted as a genius, an innovator, and a revolutionary, but no one is talking about how lazy he …
What a few days it’s been! Up until Sunday I was a Planet Fitness loyalist and brand protector. On Monday, I came out with my official statement ending my (unpaid) partnership with Planet Fitness indefinitely. Then on Tuesday, something incredible happened. And today, Wednesday April 10th, I am officially renouncing Monday’s renouncement of my loyalty …
If you’re a reader of the blog, then you’re abundantly aware of my loyalty to Planet Fitness, Home to the 30 Minute Express Workout Zone ©. Anyway, it’s time to come clean to you all. For the past few months, I’ve been frequenting a new gym instead of Planet Fitness. But in solidarity (laziness) to …
I didn’t want to write about this. I mean who really cares? It’s just a jersey, right? But then I noticed something very strange. The outright hate for these jerseys by fans of other teams. Online trolls were having a field day. My coworkers were giddy to bring up the “ugly” new jerseys before I …
Baseball is back and boy is that boring. Maybe that’s an outdated opinion but I don’t care .Baseball sucks and so do people who like it. I personally think that everyone should get the day after the Super Bowl off from work except the people who say “X days until pitchers and catchers”. Anyway, all …