Cooled off a bit last week but we’re jumping back in.
Week 9: 5-6-1
2019 Season: 57-54-2
THE LOCKS
Atlanta Falcons at Carolina Panthers (-4)
Monday, Nov 17 – 1:05 EST
I am like you in that the Saints absolutely fucked me last week. But I attribute that more to the Saints laying an all-time egg than the Falcons turning a corner. I don’t care that my aunt is playing quarterback.
Panthers will cover at home.
Pick: Panthers -4
Kansas City Chiefs at Los Angeles Chargers (+4)
Sunday, Nov 18 – 8:15 EST
Don’t overthink this one. The Chargers fucking suck.
Pick: Chiefs -4
Denver Broncos at Minnesota Vikings (-10)
Sunday, Nov 17 – 1:00 EST
This is simply a case of too many points, especially against the Broncos defense.
Pick: Broncos +10
AND ALL THE REST
Dallas Cowboys at Detroit Lions (+7)
Pick: Cowboys -7
New Orleans Saints at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (+5.5)
Pick: Saints -5.5
Jacksonville Jaguars at Indianapolis Colts (-2.5)
Pick: Jaguars +2.5
New York Jets at Washington Redskins (-2)
Pick: Jets +2
Buffalo Bills at Miami Dolphins (+6.5)
Pick: Bills -6.5
Houston Texans at Baltimore Ravens (-5)
Pick: Ravens -5
Arizona Cardinals at San Francisco 49ers (-10)
Pick: 49ers -10
New England Patriots at Philadelphia Eagles (+4.5)
Pick: Patriots -4.5
Cincinnati Bengals at Oakland Raiders (-11.5)
Pick: Raiders -11.5
Chicago Bears at Los Angeles Rams (-6.5)
Pick: Rams -6.5
