Contestants On The Bachelorette Are Quoting Bible Verses At Each Other On Twitter

I was nervous that it was too early to call but upon further review I have no choice. I present to you the most American moment of 2019.

So I think what happened is the villain of this season of The Bachelorette, Luke P, officially got sent home and thus he was finally able to take to Twitter to express himself. Remember, this show was shot months ago but since each contestant is under contract to not release spoilers he’s been sitting on this tweet for a while. Let’s see how he did:

@AlabamaHannah The difference in how we view sin is seen in the response, I’m weeping at mine and you’re laughing at yours. All sin stings. My heart hurts for both of us.

— Luke Parker (@luke_parker777) July 16, 2019

And then Hannah, The Bachelorette, responded:

@luke_parker777 time and time again jesus loved and ate with “sinners” who laughed. and time and time again he rebuked “saints” that judged. where do you fall Luke? #TheBachelorette https://t.co/FlhZ5JbOCA

— Hannah Brown (@AlabamaHannah) July 16, 2019

And then they went back and forth some more:

@AlabamaHannah There is a difference between eating with sinners who laugh and sinners who laugh at their sin. Sin is the very thing that put Jesus on the cross and that’s not a laughing matter. https://t.co/cU1YlEgeFB

— Luke Parker (@luke_parker777) July 16, 2019

i have never said that i find my sin funny. i’m not going to lectured on appropriate emotional responses by a guy who threw deli meat in a guys lap. https://t.co/hc8lsPUUA8

— Hannah Brown (@AlabamaHannah) July 16, 2019

Your tweets about the windmill and the wood were enough, it’s not about the action it’s about the response. If you want to talk about it, you know how to get ahold of me. https://t.co/BQpIn0TqEh

— Luke Parker (@luke_parker777) July 16, 2019

Alright alright that’s enough of that. Who cares? All I care about is crowning this year’s most American moment and this seems to check all the boxes for me.

Popular Network Show – Check

Fighting Between People That Will Be Irrelevant Very Shortly – Check

Tweets! – Check

The Bible Getting Used In Place Of An Actual Argument – Check

It’s a goddam mad libs of 2019 culture. It’s just so silly that people who pretended to find love on TV so that in reality they could gain an ounce of fame are fighting about morality and the bible.

Congrats! This is the most American moment of 2019!