Now that the smoke around the Tristan Thompson – Jordyn Woods scandal has subsided (kind of) it’s time to talk about the real issue here: The absolute overblown hype surrounding Kris Jenner.
By the way if you think I’m posting this on a Friday on purpose just to sneak it in at the end of the week when Kris is least likely to see this, then you are completely correct. I can’t take any chances that her birds see this.
Anyway, I can’t take the Kris Jenner hype train anymore. She is the recipient of more unearned praise than anyone else I can think of. Has anyone ever gotten credit for more things that they are not responsible for?
And I already see the looks on all your dumb faces. I’m talking of course about the Kris Jenner fans. You think she’s responsible for this entire dark twisted fantasy? Yeah? You think she made Kim and Ray J film that tape? You think she leaked it to the public? You think she sold her family’s right’s to the E! network? You think she made each of her eldest daughter’s date high profile athletes and subsequently have high profile break-ups/divorces with those athletes? You think she made Kendall become one of the most popular models in the world? You think she made Kylie start a cosmetics company and utilize her social influence unlike anyone we’ve ever seen before to propel that company to a $900 million dollar valuation? Yeah, do you? Do you? Do you think she made Caitlyn come out and show her real self to the world over the course of multiple seasons? You think she made it so that one of the most pivotal moments of one of the hottest topics at the time (trans people) played out for the world on her family’s TV show? And you think, do you really think, that she made the most influential artist of our entire generation, who is known as much for his groundbreaking art as he is for his ability to make headlines, marry the same girl she made do a sex tape with Ray J? IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK! IS THAT WHAT YOU FUCKING THINK! You absolute idiots. You freaking sheep! Open your eyes. For once. Please. Because if you did you would see so clearly that there is only one person who is actually responsible for every single thing I have listed:
Ryan Seacrest.
