I’ve officially landed on this conclusion. Do you remember the early days of online gaming where everyone who was worse than you was a “noob” and everyone who was better than you was a “loser”? It was you and only you who was properly invested in the game. Well, I think it’s time to apply …
Month: October 2019
They changed the alphabet song for kids. Whatever. And here’s a real CNN piece about the actual outrage about the new song (CNN Video). I’m not sure if the tweets they show in this video are trolls or not but even when people are trolling it generally sparks real “fake” outrage. Real in the sense …
I’m middling and I’m mad about it. I’d be fine if it weren’t for the first two weeks of the season. Bear with me here. I’m gonna give the Eagles one last chance this week. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me five to six times, you know how the saying goes. Finally, …
Can you feel it? The weather is turning. The air is cooling. Real iced coffee SZN is approaching. Drinking iced coffee during the spring and summer is like enjoying pop music; it makes sense why it’s popular and it’s nothing to brag about. But drinking iced coffee in the winter is pain. There’s nothing fun …
A .500 week. I sure as hell didn’t impress anybody but I narrowly avoided making myself look like a fool. It’s like every sexual experience I’ve ever had. Let’s get back to work. Week 6: 7-7 2019 Season: 28-31 THE LOCKS Los Angeles Rams at Atlanta Falcons (+3) Sunday, Oct 20 – 1:05 EST No …
I’ve been a fan of reality TV since I was 10. Usually I’m able to defend it. I’ll talk about the intense competition of The Challenge or the social experiment that is Big Brother. There’s plot. There’s storylines. Unexpected twists and turns. Betrayal! Below Deck has none of these things. Below Deck doesn’t have a …
I hate New Year’s Resolutions. It feels like every year we lie to ourselves. Has anyone ever asked you about your New Year’s Resolution in March? That almost seems like it would be a rude question. No New Year’s resolution has ever made it past the third week of January. They say it takes 21 …
“Go ahead, come on, let’s see that ding a ling” On Tuesday, Elizabeth Warren took the stage of the nationally televised town hall on CNN with a vengeance and spoke the now infamous phrase that will come to be synonymous with the 2020 election. When Ryan Matthews of Cedar Rapids, Michigan stood up to ask …
Finally, a good week. Sure, I got burned in some areas. The Browns are fraudulent the highest degree and I understand that now. The Bears have big issues as well – I think Matt Nagy might be in some serious trouble (Kitchens too). But I was all over the Broncos. You could smell that one …
So this video of the Dobre Brothers at their Meet and Greet went viral: First and foremost, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I really shouldn’t know who the Dobre brothers are. Second, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK This sucks. This is obviously so shitty. These are not good dudes. They don’t care about their fans. They simply care about squeezing as much money …