The first week of football is behind us and I have a few thoughts: Baker Mayfield Wanted To Lose Before the Brown’s took the field on Sunday commentators were seriously asking if they had what it took to make it to the Superbowl. The Season of Hype was real. People were excited. And then they …
Month: September 2019
Welcome to the 2019 NFL season – it’s already hilarious. One game in, the Bears have scored zero points other than the three that came off the foot of their kicker. Antonio Brown’s Raiders stay culminated on zero snaps. Jerry Jones has more mouths to feed than a soup kitchen. And also welcome back to …
Seems like a silly question, no? I mean even when it popped into my dumb head I swatted it away like a fly. Obviously they must have their methods and we should trust them. But then that pesky question popped back into my (still dumb) head. Wait, actually how do they calculate total movie ticket …
So tomorrow evening is the first game of the NFL season and I’m already seriously tired of football. Uh oh. Listen, don’t get me wrong, I’m a huge football fan it’s just that, well, it’s too much. We do it to ourselves. As America’s pastime has become next to irrelevant, and the other exciting sports …
Whoa that’s an intense headline. Chill dude, it’s Labor Day. Anyway, so I’ve had White Claws on my mind a lot lately. And in my hand hehe. Just kidding. I didn’t leave the house much this summer. ANWAY (again!), I can’t stop thinking about how every 2 to 3 summers there is a new drink …